Jokes

(4 people in car, 2 in the front, one asleep in the back, one curled up in the trunk. Cop comes up behind with siren. They pull over. Cop walks to drivers' window.)

DRIVER: What seems to be the problem, officer?

COP: No problem! I just wanted to tell you that you are the one hundredth person I've seen wearing a seat belt today, which means you have won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition!

DRIVER: That's great! What a surprise!

COP: So, buddy, what are you going to do with your winnings?

DRIVER: Well, first I'll get my drivers license and then I'll pay off all those warrants.

RIDER: Ah, don't believe him! He always talks big when he's drunk!

SLEEPER (waking up): Whoa! A cop. Darn it all! I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car.

GUY IN TRUNK: Hey! Amigos! Have we crossed the border yet

Leather seats

Leather seats siew bo??? $350 don't know worth it or not? http://www.vtechware.com/seatcover.htm

Receiving letter regarding COE

Date: 24 Dec 2005

icygal aka icyboi
Blk SGC icyland road #01-10
Singapore 012081

Dear Sir/ Madam

Re: COE SUCCESSFUL FOR PURCHASE OF PICANTO 1.1 M
Agreement Number: AK05110644
COE Number: 2006010101005036H


We are pleased to inform you that you have been successful in your bid for Certificate of Entitlement (COE) in Category A for the COE tender exercise held between 19 DEC 2005 and 21 DEC 2005.

The quota premium for the aforesaid category is S$12081 and the expiry date is 30 JUN 2006.

Thank you for your patronage. Our sales representative will follow up with you on the registration and delivery date of your vehicle shortly.

Yours faithfully

CYCLE & CARRIAGE KIA PTE LTD
KIA Sales

( This is a computer generated notice that requires no signature. )

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Letter chopped with 'Wishing You A Happy and Properous New Year'

Where's icyboi???

He's now sitting on a ship with his brothers & sisters beside him, covered with protective layer to prevent rusting.

Judging by the speed of the ship, it will be estimated to reach singapore by end of dec.

After breathing singapore air, they will have a nice polish bath to make them shine again. Icyboi will be looking forward to meet icygal.

Registering icyboi

Booked Date : 22 Nov 05
COE : 2nd bid 21 Dec 05
IC hand over : 7 Jan 05
IC returned : Jan 05
Collecting car : 21 Jan 06
Car Type: Normal
Car Colour: Diamond Blue
Car Mode: Manual

Insurance quote

My motoring Pte Ltd

Name: icygal
NCD: 0%
Make & Model: Kia Picanto 1.1 HatchBack M

1. China Insurance $1,356.63 (Excess $900) - Authorised Workshop. Waive of excess for the first $1000 in the event of own damage claim.

2. Nipponkoa Insurance $1,873.20 (Excess $1000) - Authorised Workshop.

3. Tokio Marine $2,440.57 (Excess $2000) - Authorised Workshop.

4. NTUC Income $3,298.00 (Excess $500) - Authorised Workshop.

5. Asia Insurance $4,309.15 (Excess $1000) - Authorised Workshop.


josline.ong@tpsgroup.com.sg

China Insurance

Non Auto-safe (any workshop)
Premium : S$1,808.84 (Incl GST)
Excess : S$900.00
Automatic windscreen reinstatement subject to an excess of S$100.00
Excess whichever is applicable for losses occurring outside Singapore
(Constructive total loss/theft)will be doubled.
Additional Excess other than named drivers
Age<=25 additional excess is S$3,000.00 Age>=25 additional excess is S$500.00

Autosafe (Authorised workshops)
Premium : S$1,356.63
Excess : S$500.00
All other terms and conditions are the same as the above.


AXA

Motor Quotation Ref No. : 349796
Premium : $1908.06
Excess : $1000.00

We are pleased to offer you a 15% discount if you sign an undertaking to use
ONLY our AXA Premium Workshops for any accident repairs. The premium after 15%
discount is $1621.85.

Our motor insurance plan "SmartDrive" for private motor cars, offers you the
following features and benefits :

· Insurance on market value basis - which means that AXA will pay you the full
market value of your car in the unfortunate event of a total loss
· Unlimited windscreen cover
· 24-hrs, seven days a week assistance within Singapore, West Malaysia and
peninsular Thailand.
· Exclusive benefits from AXA Premium Workshops which include
- Reduction of Basic Own Damage Excess for Insured and Named Drivers as follows:
a) 50% NCD - Nil Excess
b) 0% to 40% NCD - Excess halved
- 9 months warranty on repairs
- Reduced undeclared young and inexperienced driver excess to $2,500
- Personal Accident Benefit of $30,000


Maybank

Vehicle No. : To be furnished
Model Description : New Kia Picanto 1.1
Year of Manufacture/Reg : 2005
NCD Entitlement : 0%
Proposer Driving : Yes
Safe Driver Discount : No
Motor Claim : No


Insurance Company : AXA Insurance

Type of Policy : Comprehensive
Annual Premium : S$1,908.06 (w GST)
Final Excess : S$1,000